its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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