i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do plants get herpes?
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