There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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