no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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