i barfeds in our rink
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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