The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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