I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm too high and old for this...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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