Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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