Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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