its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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