"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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