Apparently you make a good broom.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
tell me about the eggs
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