in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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