So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
