I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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