Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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