Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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