Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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