One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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