its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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