I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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