I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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