I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize