You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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