How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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