K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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