I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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