I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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