If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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