No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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