In America we eat man semen.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we're making bets on your personal life
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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