Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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