sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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