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(818): View more from California

I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house

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(304): View more from West Virginia

1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night

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(980): View more from North Carolina

But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger

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(906): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.

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(647): View more from Ontario

All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF

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