You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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