paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I currently don't understand fingers.
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