I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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