at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can tuck mytits in my pants
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i think im in europe. pls send help
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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