I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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