So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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