Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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