I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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