So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i out mim tonsoeep
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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