so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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