you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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