Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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