Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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