How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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