we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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