he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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