9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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