chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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