I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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