there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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