This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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