Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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