I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I need to calm my uterus...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
