a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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