I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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